[Brother Lazarus]

Re: What Can True Christians™ Do To Speed Up Global Warming?

The best way to speed up global warming is to let the tree huggers have their way. Warming (duh) is caused by the sun's rays reaching the ground and then being reflected back into the atmosphere. Since the 1960's the greenies have made significant strides in reducing particulate pollution. They have served Jesus well. Those particulates were reflecting sunlight back into space, thus keeping them from reaching the ground. Clean air is the single biggest cause of global warming!

So to all you environmentalists, keep up the good work! You are hastening the day when Jesus will come!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[JRFinn]

Re: What Can True Christians™ Do To Speed Up Global Warming?

You. Fail. Climatology. Forever.

Those particulates not only reflect light back to the ground, they convert sunlight that hits them into heat.

[the know nothing]

Re: What Can True Christians™ Do To Speed Up Global Warming?

Are you calling for God to destroy the ozone layer?

No. I'm callin for "God" to destroy the ones who are doing it.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: What Can True Christians™ Do To Speed Up Global Warming?

You. Fail. Climatology. Forever.

Those particulates not only reflect light back to the ground,

These particulates are black, they don't reflect a lot. And why should light be coming from the ground?

They convert sunlight that hits them into heat.

Light and heat are both electromagnetic radiation, particulates do not convert anything to anything, they may absorb some heat but that heat would have reached the earth anyway.

You. Fail. Physics. Forever.

[Nobar King]

Re: What Can True Christians™ Do To Speed Up Global Warming?

But, wouldn't burning all True Christians with lighting strikes add pollution to the atmosphere? You certainly haven't thought out this divine retribution concept very well.

[JRFinn]

Re: What Can True Christians™ Do To Speed Up Global Warming?

Maybe I worded it poorly, but what happens when you wear black clothing in the sun? Same damn effect.

[Marshall]

Re: What Can True Christians™ Do To Speed Up Global Warming?

First of all I don't wear black clothing, I'm not a cursing Satanist like you.
Secondly global warming is a myth.
Thirdly, turn or burn. It's really the only choice you have.

Watch your filthy mouth, this is Gods forum.

[JRFinn]

Re: What Can True Christians™ Do To Speed Up Global Warming?

How come your title says "Righteous and Patriotic"? Does your bible not have Romans 3:10 in it?

[Marshall]

Re: What Can True Christians™ Do To Speed Up Global Warming?

Sure it does, that and so much more.

[JRFinn]

Re: What Can True Christians™ Do To Speed Up Global Warming?

*sigh*. Have you read Romans 3:10? Do you understand its implications, and how your title conflicts with it?

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: What Can True Christians™ Do To Speed Up Global Warming?

*sigh*. Have you read Romans 3:10? Do you understand its implications, and how your title conflicts with it?

There is no conflict. It is just your warped atheist mind bending Scripture to suit your purposes.

[Marshall]

Re: What Can True Christians™ Do To Speed Up Global Warming?

Atheists are so dumb.

[the know nothing]

Re: What Can True Christians™ Do To Speed Up Global Warming?

But, wouldn't burning all True Christians with lighting strikes add pollution to the atmosphere? You certainly haven't thought out this divine retribution concept very well.

But the world would be a brighter place....
And who knows... In long term the effects may be better...

[An ounce of sense]

Re: What Can True Christians™ Do To Speed Up Global Warming?

You WANT to speed up global warming? You and all your fellows need to be shipped off to a remote islan in the middle of the pacific

[An ounce of sense]

Re: What Can True Christians™ Do To Speed Up Global Warming?

Amen. To understand just how much of a false cult enviromentalism is, just take a look at their ECO-TERRORIST PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION.

A few highlights:

Pagan Human Sacrifice: Like the pagan Druids, they worship trees. For any problem you have, their answer is always the same: plant treees. Want to stop climate change? Plant trees. Want to breathe better air? Plant trees. Want to stop deserts from spreading? Plant trees. Want to stop hillsides from eroding? Plant trees. Want food? Plant nut or fruit trees. Need fertilizer? Plant fertilizing trees on crops. Want higher land values in your niebourhood? Plant trees. I bet they claim that planting trees gives you a full head of hair and a longer sin-stick...

Pagan Sun-worship slavery: They talk about gaining power from the sun. Sound framiliar? That's right, the Egyptians, who enslaved the True Christians and forced them to build the Pyramids, also believed in gaining power from the sun. They were sun-worshippers, just like the eco-terrorists. Today, Tolerating solar power is the first step to enslavement and pyramid-building.

Summoning Demons straight from Hell! Another way the eco-terrorists want to gain power is from what they call "geothermal" which is a fancy name for drilling a hole down to hell and allowing the demons and lost souls to escape. The plan is for the earth to be over-run with souls of sinners!

Disrupting God's order: They talk about "localism" replacing "Globalization" also known as "God's order". Under God's order/globalization, every nation in the world plays it's part: China makes toys and Christmas presents for Wal-Mart, Iraq provides gas and target practice, and African provides entertainment in the form of Live-Aids concerts and movies like Hotel Rwanda. America's role in this system is to keep the economy going by shopping a lot.

Teaching children to ride giant vibrators: They want us to become addicted to bicycles, and like all pushers, they start with the children. It is a well-known fact that 34.2 percent of women who ride bicycles report experiencing orgasms while riding. This fact alone proves that the TRUE agenda of the greens has nothing to do with saving gas or getting exercise or making cities livable or any of that nonsense: they are sex-maniacs, and they want to turn your daughter into a wanton whore.

I could go on and on and on about the TRUE AGENDA of environmentalism, but these examples alone make it clear: they are pagan sex-maniacs who must be stopped at all costs!

wow. Jeb, you have reached new heighs of stupidity. to help the environment, the answer is actually to plant trees. you don't need to worship them to realize how good they are for the earth.....but you seem to want to destroy it.
Also, the pyramids were built looooong before christ was even born.
geothermal power is just using the heat of the earth to boil water and spin turbines, rather then burning coal, which is bad for the environment
Globalization: you must be joking. there is no way you could possibly be that deluded. you disturb me.
Where the hell did you get the figures about female orgasms on bikes? why are you searching that? there is nothing stimlating about a bike seat and that is certainly not a well known fact.
you're messed up